Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Words of wisdom

This in-fact was my last letter in previous company I worked, i.e. Dell.
Dated: 21st Dec, 2012


Statutory warning- All characters displayed below are checked through Oxford dictionary & bear no resemblance to polar bears. {There’s no logic in it}

Very few knew till last century about what Mayan’s had predicted & I’m sure many of us got to know post the Hollywood’s “2012”, apparently me too. {That’s something Logical, but don’t expect more below}

So if we go by the Mayan’s prediction of doomsday, the world is ending today for me as I’m separating from Dell. The journey at dell has even better than “Journey to the center of earth”, “Avatar”, “Titanic”, “Life of Pi” (please consider all in 3D or Imax for better visual experience) and “Hangover I/II”… wait, why Hangover… Oh yes, they also had journey which was unforgettable. {in all of the above listed stories, please consider me the HERO, as I don’t want to be a character of the ultra-sharp imagination capacity of most of you}

When I joined dell on the fateful day of May, 2006, I was a boy {like Rocky-I 1976 and Sylvester Stallone} & today I depart as a Gentleman{don’t think of Rocky Balboa 2006, I still look young}. During this journey I had so many Mickey’s & Apollo Creed’s who helped me to become the “Karate Kid”. To be honest, it has been a great learning experience every moment from the “league of the extraordinary gentleman” @ Dell.

To all my Inspirers, Distant admirers & Partners in Crime, hope not to see you again in the life… oops… Typo… will miss each n everyone of you & please remain in touch J J

P.S.Y.(Gangnam Style)- To all Borrowers, my info is given below to keep in touch & don’t miss the opportunity this festive season as you may get lucky for instant cash-back or earn extra-mile points. Many surprises for the early-birds. And to all lenders, please ignore my info below & even if you call, it may get diverted to our PM, who’ll never answer anything.

Before Michael announces it formally, let me personally bid adieu to all.

Hasta-La-Vista & Hasta-La-Win8

MJ